August 29, 2005

  • I'm going to a Neil Diamond concert tonight at the Bradley Center. I
    barely know the guy. Should I bring a lighter for a ballad? Wear my
    tight nylon pants with the pink boa over my favorite ruffled white
    shirt? Go for the mohawk and put on some dark eyeliner? I don't wanna
    look out of place, so I'm really looking for suggestions on this.

Comments (14)

  • Ha.  I was struggling to understand your comment until I read this. 

  • Many things about this post strike me as hilarious, not the least of which is the boa.  Equally hilarious: Neil Diamond? How did THIS happen? You own a lighter? And a ruffled shirt (shudder)? And tight nylon pants (double shudder)? Good luck with the mohawk, now that you've gone with the Perry Crawford 'do, but I expect you know where to find styling products if you need them...

  • Just remember the "BA BA BAAAAA!" in "Sweet Caroline". You'll be fine.

    Also, PLEASE remember this is the REAL Neil Diamond, not Will Ferrell on SNL doing Neil Diamond. And Gay Speed-Skating Hitler will NOT be making an appearance.

  • I heart neil diamond. are you going to buy me one soon?

  • You're going to see the Jewish Elvis. I could think of more productive ways to spend an evening, but whatever. Comb his chest hair for me.

  • Neil Diamond? I definitely did not see this coming...

  • I saw Neil Diamond last week at the Comcast Center in Philly. He rocked the place. No, seriously, he did. I know he's old, and I know you think all he sings is ballads, but he really did rock the place. The floor was mostly standing for the entire concert. Now for some concert dressing advice....you'll fit in perfectly if you can age yourself to look 50+. Bwah! Can you do that? If so you'll blend in with the other concert goers.  :)

  • hmm have fun at that :)   ...and definitely go with the nylon pants!! 

  • comb his chest hair! hell grab me a fist full! enjoy and do tell....

  • What is up with the Neil Diamond?!  Actually he's not bad, I prefer Tom Jones if we're going with that era

  • Something tells me that you posses the wherewithall to figure this one out just fine.  Personally I am voting for the eyeliner getup.  There is just something beautiful about a man who is willing to wear eyeliner to see the Neil Diamond.

  • And I'm sick of getting "Sweet Caroline" stuck in my head every time I stop by this post to see the new comments.  Thanks a lot, Suede

  • Clearly, my work for today is done :P
    I do try to screw with someone's head every day.

    Unfortunatly, I think this job has backfired...it's in my head too :)

  • Caroline will rule us all inside a week.

    Whoever she is...

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