July 6, 2005

  • I bit my tongue today!
    Accidentally. In the literal sense. Eating a Cousin's sub sandwich
    while driving. The last time I had one of these 15" puppies, the second
    half collapsed onto the floor while I was braking going downhill, so I'm
    batting 0-2 on the second half of these sandwiches. Btw, Chris couldn't contain his laughter.




    A thought occurred to me as they
    rarely do in days like these. If I were bleeding from the mouth, maybe
    a cop would let me off more easily! I'll have to experiment with this
    before going mainstream, but I think a keeping a mouthful's worth of
    ketchup packets could do the trick in a jam. Or two mouthfuls so in
    case I got pulled over twice in one night again.
    Full scheming mode.

    I just re-read this and realized how hard it must be to
    learn English. Especially the speeling; and grammer. OK, maybe it's the
    writer.

Comments (7)

  • Speeling?  Haha...

  • death cab should be a good show.

  • gross... I almost bit through my tongue twice... once on pizza at Model UN, another time at Taco Bell. I guess that's what I get for eating junk food.

  • Hey, I learned English.  (If I can do it, anybody can do it.)  ...You must be talkin' 'bout English as a second language.    I think it must be hard to learn ANY second language, especially if it's based on a different alphabet.  (A person who can read and write Chinese - THAT's impressive!)

  • Yeah - or Arabic!

    Model UN? Now you really sound like a product of student government!

  • Maybe instead of scheming to get out of speeding tickets, you could just SLOW DOWN.  You know, NOT go 90 mph?  Just an idea...

  • arabic, huh? being smitten with ms. esther, were you? awwwwww YEAH you were.  it was cute.

    actually, when i was going through the years' worth of blogs to figure out stuff to put in THE BOOK, i saw this entry and considered putting a ketchup packet on one of the pages....but i thought the reference might be a bit obscure, even for us.

    oh yeah. tell chris i'll call him as soon as i can. i'm just not big on the phones these days.

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