July 6, 2005
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I bit my tongue today!
Accidentally. In the literal sense. Eating a Cousin's sub sandwich
while driving. The last time I had one of these 15" puppies, the second
half collapsed onto the floor while I was braking going downhill, so I'm
batting 0-2 on the second half of these sandwiches. Btw, Chris couldn't contain his laughter.
A thought occurred to me as they
rarely do in days like these. If I were bleeding from the mouth, maybe
a cop would let me off more easily! I'll have to experiment with this
before going mainstream, but I think a keeping a mouthful's worth of
ketchup packets could do the trick in a jam. Or two mouthfuls so in
case I got pulled over twice in one night again.
Full scheming mode.I just re-read this and realized how hard it must be to
learn English. Especially the speeling; and grammer. OK, maybe it's the
writer.
Comments (7)
Speeling? Haha...
death cab should be a good show.
gross... I almost bit through my tongue twice... once on pizza at Model UN, another time at Taco Bell. I guess that's what I get for eating junk food.
Hey, I learned English. (If I can do it, anybody can do it.) ...You must be talkin' 'bout English as a second language.
I think it must be hard to learn ANY second language, especially if it's based on a different alphabet. (A person who can read and write Chinese - THAT's impressive!)
Yeah - or Arabic!
Model UN? Now you really sound like a product of student government!
Maybe instead of scheming to get out of speeding tickets, you could just SLOW DOWN. You know, NOT go 90 mph? Just an idea...
arabic, huh? being smitten with ms. esther, were you? awwwwww YEAH you were. it was cute.
actually, when i was going through the years' worth of blogs to figure out stuff to put in THE BOOK, i saw this entry and considered putting a ketchup packet on one of the pages....but i thought the reference might be a bit obscure, even for us.
oh yeah. tell chris i'll call him as soon as i can. i'm just not big on the phones these days.
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