June 29, 2005
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Newcastle trumps all. My new girlfriend alternative.
On topic, though, I do rather like being single, and no, I'm not just
syking myself out to feel better about being single... It really does
have perks!- I can hang out with anyone,
- I don't have to hang out with someone,
- No obligatory nightly phone call,
- Never a time when I have to stay home because "she doesn't wanna go out",
- My eyes are shielded from chick flicks,
- Other guys envy my single status, and
- ____________________________
Fill in the blank!
Comments (2)
Crawford, you totally should not feel bad about being single, girls are hazardous to your health! Well at least some girls are. But I definitely can fill in a few blanks for your list: Hmmm...
1. No drama. 2. Not having to forego a night with the boys, because she feels like you don't spend enough time with her (or because she doesn't want you out with the boys). 3. No passive agressive warfare. 4. You don't have to hear the phrase, "If you don't know why I'm mad..." 5. No complaints about having to watch guy movies (although a lot of them can be pretty awesome). 6. You can maintain your individuality. 7. No one "fixing" you (especially because you don't need it...just remember: you are the prototype). And best of all: NO DRAMA!
Two extra props for bein' you!
Hi. I read this.
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