June 2, 2005
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Career path of the hour! [Always the best entries before I go to bed, at least I think so as I'm comatose writing it]
Age 22 (now): Plug away at grad school.
Age 23: Go for a PhD.
Age 25: Finish that and begin 5 year commitment to current employer to get reimbursed for the education.
Age 30: Retire (I know, it’s a little late).
Age 30: Start an accreditation institute!Review applications of schools applying, deposit the application fee
checks, visit their offices if they are situated in good places. Then
stamp them with approval and voila! I’m an institution!The product:
The Italiano University of Air Conditioning and Law
Acccredittated by Crawford’s Creditation Comit-tay, N. Crawdaddy, PhD
Comments (4)
Ambitious much? Retirement at 30?! Good luck with that…
Where do you come up with these things?!?! You’d better believe the ladies got a kick out this one this morning.
How does one apply to be on the Comit-tay?
My dad’s college roommate went on from Marquette to a law school that was more air conditioning than law, hence my future accreditee’s title. Where did it all come from… I got invited again by Phoenix University to get a degree for all my experience. I’d like that, I should hope they send me a degree soon, but until then, I’m going to continue to pressure them to get accredited by my Comit-tay.
Thirty is old! I shuurre hope I’m not working when I’m nearly over the hill!
Now here’s a question ~ why were you posting a comment at 6:51 p.m. when you were supposed to be, ahem, on a JOB!?!?!
Just teasing, I feel bad enough as it is…