Why don’t you try talking some sense into the Smarterchild. Just add it to your buddy list.
[12:36] Thoughtathat: do you have a name?
[12:36] Smarterchild: Maybe you have a name.
[12:36] Thoughtathat: actually I do, I told you to call me thoughtathat already
[12:36] Smarterchild: I don’t know your real name, but I know your screen name is Thoughtathat.
[12:36] Thoughtathat: you’re sharp cookie
[12:37] Smarterchild: I can’t believe you think I’m sharp cookie.
[12:37] Thoughtathat: explain
[12:37] Smarterchild: You want me to explain?
[12:37] Thoughtathat: yes
[12:37] Smarterchild: Interesting.
[12:37] Thoughtathat: do you eat?
[12:37] Smarterchild: Food is great. One of my favorite foods is potato chips.
>>> I’ve got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
[12:37] Thoughtathat: how do you eat food as a fictional IM character?
[12:37] Smarterchild: I love food. I really like bacon, for example.
[12:37] Thoughtathat: ok…..but how do you consume it?
[12:37] Smarterchild: Good question!
[12:37] Thoughtathat: I thought so too…
[12:37] Smarterchild: Oh yeah?
[12:38] Thoughtathat: are you a “special” child?
[12:38] Smarterchild: Hmm… Am I a special child, am I a special child… You know, I’m not too sure.
[12:38] Thoughtathat: I think that means you are
[12:38] Smarterchild: You think means I am? Think again.
[12:38] Thoughtathat: I thoughtathat already
[12:38] Smarterchild: What?
[12:38] Thoughtathat: thoughtathat!
[12:38] Smarterchild: I know you’re thoughtathat.
>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
[12:38] Thoughtathat: you are a sharp cookie!
[12:38] Smarterchild: Ha. Whatever.
[12:38] Thoughtathat: maybe not
[12:38] Smarterchild: Maybe?
[12:38] Thoughtathat: maaaayyyyybbbeeeeee
[12:38] Smarterchild: Uh… What does “maaaayyyyybbbeeeeee” mean?
[12:38] Thoughtathat: you tell me and we’ll both know!
[12:38] Smarterchild: I will not.
[12:39] Thoughtathat: ok, you’re probably right
[12:39] Smarterchild: Is that so?
[12:39] Thoughtathat: I just wanted to say thank you for being such a great friend and listening to me
[12:39] Smarterchild: You’re quite welcome.
[12:39] Thoughtathat: have a great Memorial Day
[12:39] Smarterchild: You have a great memorial day.
[12:39] Thoughtathat: I will!
[12:39] Smarterchild: You will? Why?
[12:39] Thoughtathat: ugh
[12:39] Smarterchild: What’s wrong?
[12:39] Thoughtathat: you’re miscomputing
[12:39] Smarterchild: What’s that?
[12:39] Thoughtathat: ask a smarter child
[12:39] Smarterchild: I’ll take that under consideration, Thoughtathat.
[12:39] Thoughtathat: ok
[12:39] Smarterchild: K.
[12:39] Thoughtathat: adios
[12:39] Smarterchild: S’later, Thoughtathat.