[15:36] bits: do chicks dig fat guys, even if they aren’t jolly?
[15:37] Thoughtathat: I haven’t a clue
[15:37] Thoughtathat: I could try that, but I’m a failure at gaining weight
[15:37] bits: well your lucky,

[15:26] bits: you need to put yourself in a position where you are
telling women what to do and poof, more tail then you can handle
[15:26] Thoughtathat: if tail is what you’re going after
[15:27] Thoughtathat: if you’re looking for an intelligent, personable,
caring kind of a girl, you’d have to re-adjust that strategy
[15:27] bits: well, you know what i mean,
[15:27] Thoughtathat: sort of

That’s it. I’m buying an apnea monitor next time I have my Monday
managerial economics class. It is sooo boring that I could easily
forget to breathe and pump blood, and an apnea monitor would set off an
alarm if I did so the paramedics could be contacted. Worst-case
scenario, the gorgeous married woman next to me could do CPR.

Pete, I hate to tell you this, but I’d rather you didn’t perform CPR,
except in a last-ditch-only-other-guy-on-the-island kind of situation. You didn’t miss a whole lot in class – I’m more lost than when he
started talking and lathering himself up in chalk.

For those of you who missed my half birthday, there’s always the Maybach.

This car is faster than a Corvette with an interior like this:

You can buy it for under $400,000. All the other stats (it’s pretty cool) are here.

Four-year-old driver goes to the video store.
That’s a hilarious story! Check it out, and pass it along. I say keep
guns away from him and encourage him to channel his intelligence into a
trust fund for me that pays out weekly in $2500 installments…..I’m
getting off-base fast.

So I did watch paint dry today, but I was painting, too. I also bought
a plane ticket to Texas… I’m planning a trip to Phoenix, but we’ll
see if that happens or not. What about homework, Crawford! Get cracking!

Oh it’s a great day……to watch snow melt and paint dry. I’m off to
my buddy Matt’s place up north for his house-painting activity.

In the meantime, knock yourself out by looking up my criminal record.

Pricing this out: say I bought a $23,000 car. After 30 months:

With a 60 month loan, I would owe as much as it was worth (no equity) and have paid $15,000 with a 7.75% lease.

With a lease, I would owe nothing and could walk away (no equity) and have paid $8,700.

That’s why I want to lease! With a loan, I would have a vehicle on my
hands that I couldn’t walk away from, yet it still isn’t worth more
than what I would owe. Arggh! With a lease, I could leave after 30
months or keep it for the full term. No one would care….

Thought I’d share this too… Shopping for a car, I’ve found some
interesting things. Being a current GM owner helped in January but not
in February… The plus side for February is that you can sign and drive with no
money down and a reasonable 3 year lease that allows you to leave early
without a penalty. NICE.

So should I order a Cobalt SS and swap out the ugly spoiler? Go with the LT Sedan so there’s passenger space (exactly what my truck doesn’t have)?

Or just listen to what makes the most sense, financially-speaking:

2005 BMW M3

Good day. Woke up early, climbed some easy trees. Sold a job. Spent 3
hours in rush hour traffic with a dump truck delivering (my leg is
still sore from the combative clutch). Went to Chi Alpha and missed the
worship part but saw Heavy D, live and in color! Haven’t seen him since
he was my CA….

Then tonight Matt and I went to his gf’s house in the RiverWest area and watched Charlie’s Angels and drank Coronas and Honeys. What does a beer-a-day do for your health?

Wow….I’m really having fun at Thefacebook.com!
The site has to be set up for your college, but there are over a
million users in less than a year. Well, the site’s anniversary is
tomorrow. At any rate, you find friends and can meet friends of
friends, etc….